The Gorilla Quiz

Instructions for The Gorilla Quiz:

Ladies, You can take The Quiz as many times as you like, for any man you know (ex-lover, boyfriend, or husband).
You will get your results INSTANTLY, and an email to keep for your records.

Enter the name of any man (boyfriend, ex-lover, father, etc) *

1. He believes that all women find him attractive. *

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2. He is drawn to power careers, (CEO, police, military) has a need to be in charge and wants to control others. *

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3. He is highly ambitious, works hard, focused on achieving financial success. *

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4. He is dedicated to regular workouts and may be into body building. *

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5. He is artistic and drawn to creative careers: musician, architect, interior design, artist, etc. *

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6. He loves extreme sports: wants to participate in downhill skiing, para-gliding, car racing, etc. *

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7. He has a lot of friends, and may sometimes even be the life of the party. *

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8. He reads a broad range of subjects and enjoys discussing philosophy and ideas. *

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9. Social issues are important to him, such as Green Peace, climate change, or politics, and he votes accordingly. *

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10. He is accepting, non-judgmental, and seems at ease with everyone. *

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11. He has a need to be right, and will show off his wisdom, pushing his opinion unless absolutely proven wrong. *

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12. He avoids being accountable for his own negative results, thinks it was just bad luck. *

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13. He can be romantic and focused on pleasing you: candles, flowers, flattering words, etc. *

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14. He is a natural leader, expects the best of himself and others, and prefers to be in charge. *

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15. He works to have the best of everything: best car, house, boat, watch, etc. *

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16. He believes physical health is important, so he eats healthy, takes supplements as needed and watches carb counts. *

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17. His artistry shows up in his creations: be they wood working, meal preparation, watercolors, the way he forms his handwriting, etc. *

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18. To achieve his goals, he is willing to push some limits physically and even financially. *

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19. He is very playful, enjoying human interactions, with a friendly and inclusive sense of humor. *

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20. He is highly educated, and tends to expand his knowledge through intellectual pursuits. *

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21. He has high ideals for society, may be religious, and donates his time, money, and energy to values he believes in. *

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22. Children are comfortable with him and may think he's their buddy. *

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23. He often criticizes others and sees himself as knowing what's best. *

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24. He blames others for his poor performance: teachers, parents, society, etc. *

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25. Attracting numerous women is the way he reassures himself of his value. *

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26. He is tenacious and determined to have things his way. "My way or the highway." *

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27. He is in a business career where he wears a suit and tie, or maybe business casual. *

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28. He wears clothing that displays his muscular physique; tight T-shirts, sleeveless tanks, etc. *

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29. He dresses to be unique through careful choice of his clothing and visual presentation, often with accessories. *

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30. He is adventurous and may dress in outdoor gear; hiking boots, leather moto jacket, gear-heavy backpacks, etc. *

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31. His playfulness can seem silly or immature, when he uses it to avoid deep interactions. *

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32. He gravitates toward academic or science careers; doctor, computers, teacher, mathematics, engineer, or similar field. *

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33. He may choose a career or passion project that aligns with his desire to improve the world, likely a non-profit. *

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34. He is very tactile and cuddly. He is comfortable with holding hands or other PDAs. *

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35. He is a perfectionist and overly demanding of everyone, without genuine appreciation for their efforts. *

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36. He thinks he is the victim of others bad intentions. *

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